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[00:02.81]May I have your attention, please? [00:05.21]May I have your attention, please? [00:07.96]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:11.70]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:16.71]We're gonna have a problem here [00:17.71]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:19.96]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:22.71]And started whoopin' her as_ worse than before [00:24.71]They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!) [00:26.96]It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding [00:29.45]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" [00:31.96]And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots! [00:34.46]Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!) [00:36.71]Feminist women love Eminem [00:37.96]"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him [00:40.46]Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what [00:42.96]Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though." [00:45.46]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:47.96]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms [00:50.21]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:52.45]But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:54.96]"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" [00:56.96]And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.21]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.46]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:03.96]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.71]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:06.71]They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? [01:08.96]We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals [01:11.46]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.60]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.59]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.10]But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote [01:20.10]Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes— [01:22.59]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.49]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:26.74]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:29.25]Please stand up, please stand up? [01:31.49]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [01:33.74]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:35.75]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:38.49]Please stand up, please stand up? [01:40.50]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:42.75]Well, I do, so f... him and f... you too! [01:45.49]You think I give a damn about a Grammy? [01:46.99]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me [01:49.74]"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" [01:52.00]Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? [01:54.25]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? [01:56.50]Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:58.75]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.25]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:03.24]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV [02:05.50]"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee." [02:07.99]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:10.24]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [02:13.13]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:14.77]All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:17.77]And there's a million of us just like me [02:19.52]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a f... like me [02:21.77]Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me [02:24.02]And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me [02:26.78]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [02:28.78]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:30.77]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:33.52]Please stand up, please stand up? [02:35.78]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [02:37.77]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.02]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:42.78]Please stand up, please stand up? [02:44.67]I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you [02:47.30]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room [02:49.81]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all [02:52.31]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [02:54.80]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.30]And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it [02:58.55]Better than 90% of you rappers out can [03:00.56]Then you wonder: "How can [03:01.70]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" [03:03.45]It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 [03:05.71]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:07.95]Pinching nurse's as_es when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:10.20]And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:12.45]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:14.86]He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings [03:17.35]Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a f...!" [03:20.10]With his windows down and his system up [03:21.85]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:23.74]And put one of those fingers on each hand up? [03:26.15]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28.65]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [03:31.14]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [03:32.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.15]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:37.90]Please stand up, please stand up? [03:39.90]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.15]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44.40]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:47.14]Please stand up, please stand up? [03:49.15]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.40]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:53.64]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:56.15]Please stand up, please stand up? [03:58.39]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady [04:00.65]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:02.90]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [04:05.39]Please stand up, please stand up? [04:08.55]Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us [04:13.31]f... it, let’s all stand up!