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[00:01.07] Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings [00:04.74] But I'm only going to get this one chance (six minutes-, six minutes-) [00:09.48] Something's wrong, I can feel it (six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!) [00:11.67] Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what [00:17.68] If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble [00:21.43] And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances [00:24.33] You are just what the doc ordered [00:26.08] I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God [00:28.96] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod [00:32.13] Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? [00:35.57] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot [00:37.92] But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes [00:39.96] I got a laptop in my back pocket [00:41.80] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it [00:43.47] Got a fat knot from that rap profit [00:44.13] Made a livin' and a killin' off it [00:46.46] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office [00:47.96] With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack [00:49.21] I'm an MC still as honest [00:51.19] But as rude and as indecent as all hell [00:52.43] Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill 'em all with) [00:54.22] This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop [00:56.17] You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match [00:57.32] With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac' [00:58.63] Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack [01:00.94] And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that [01:04.43] I'll still be able to break a motherFu...in' table [01:05.79] Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half [01:07.09] Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact [01:11.09] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs [01:13.46] Feel my wrath of attack [01:14.37] Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad [01:16.53] It's actually disastrously bad for the wack [01:18.64] While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce [01:20.74] 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God [01:24.22] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod [01:27.37] Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? [01:30.68] Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard [01:33.60] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got [01:36.74] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's [01:38.00] Simply rage and youthful exuberance [01:39.77] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance [01:41.36] Hit the Earth like an asteroid [01:42.27] Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (pew!) [01:44.27] MCs get taken to school with this music [01:45.93] 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "Bus the rhyme" [01:47.50] Now I lead a new school full of students [01:49.33] Me? I'm a product of Rakim [01:50.70] Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren [01:54.22] Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim [01:56.03] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position [01:58.84] To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them [02:00.44] Into the motherFu...in' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame [02:02.91] Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames [02:05.46] Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame [02:08.28] On the wall of shame [02:09.56] You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames [02:11.99] Off a plank and, tell me what in the Fu... are you thinkin'? [02:15.57] Little gay-lookin' boy [02:17.16] So gay, I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (ha-ha!) [02:18.88] You're witnessin' a mas...-occur [02:20.54] Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy [02:21.82] "Oy vey, that boy's gay!" That's all they say, lookin' boy [02:25.62] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back [02:26.38] And a "Way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy [02:28.37] Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy? [02:30.34] I get a "Hell, yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy [02:31.66] I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit [02:34.05] Get outta my face, lookin' boy! [02:35.35] Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable [02:36.60] Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause- [02:38.06] I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God [02:41.92] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod [02:44.87] The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR [02:47.93] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God [02:50.98] Kneel before General Zod [02:52.11] This planet's Krypton-, no, Asgard, Asgard [02:54.84] So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin [02:56.92] You rodent, I'm omnipotent [02:58.51] Let off, then I'm reloadin' [02:59.86] Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' [03:01.46] And I should not be woken [03:03.25] I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin' [03:06.31] But I got your mom deep-throatin' [03:08.37] I'm out my Ramen Noodle [03:09.52] We have nothin' in common, poodle [03:11.19] I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil [03:13.93] It's me, my honesty's brutal [03:17.32] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though [03:20.77] For good at least once in a while [03:21.49] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes [03:24.30] To maybe try to help get some people through tough times [03:26.71] But I gotta keep a few punchlines [03:29.12] Just in case 'cause even you unsigned [03:30.72] Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime [03:32.30] I know there was a time where once I [03:34.89] Was king of the underground [03:35.96] But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind [03:37.86] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine [03:39.94] Appeal with the skin color of mine [03:41.41] You get too big and here they come tryin' [03:43.77] To censor you like that one line [03:45.21] I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I [03:47.82] Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine [03:49.84] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a .9 [03:52.84] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm [03:56.81] Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal [03:59.35] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though [04:01.88] And I don't know what the Fu... that you rhyme for [04:03.43] You're pointless as Rapunzel with Fu...in' cornrows [04:05.86] You write normal? Fu... being normal! [04:08.45] And I just bought a new raygun from the future [04:09.99] Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad [04:12.32] 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad [04:14.46] Singin' to a man while he played piano [04:16.18] Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel [04:19.55] So Ray J went straight to the radio station [04:21.16] The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!" [04:23.10] Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad) [04:25.57] Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you as...umin' I'm a human [04:27.03] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? [04:28.91] Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything [04:30.58] You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and [04:32.15] I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating [04:33.32] How to give a motherFu...in' audience a feeling like it's levitating [04:35.40] Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting [04:37.05] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating [04:38.61] 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated [04:39.87] I make elevating music, you make elevator music [04:42.02] "Oh, he's too mainstream" [04:43.46] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it [04:44.98] "It's not hip-hop, it's pop," 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it [04:48.39] With rock, shock rap with Doc [04:50.47] Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it [04:51.90] I don't know how to make songs like that [04:53.43] I don't know what words to use [04:55.11] Let me know when it occurs to you [04:55.91] While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you [04:57.58] It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you [04:59.30] How many verses I gotta murder to [05:00.95] Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too? [05:04.05] Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie [05:06.96] But look at the accolades these skills brung me [05:09.15] Full of myself, but still hungry [05:11.08] I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to [05:14.22] And I'm a million leagues above you [05:16.32] Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, Fu... you [05:19.53] I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the Fu...ing wheel [05:21.48] I'ma sleep in the front seat [05:23.13] Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky" [05:25.70] But in my head, there's something I can feel tugging and struggling [05:29.12] Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me [05:32.83] They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate [05:34.88] But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred [05:36.57] I have, then you may be a little patient [05:37.25] And more sympathetic to the situation [05:39.79] And understand the discrimination [05:41.43] But Fu... it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then! [05:44.77] But if I can't batter the women [05:46.26] How the Fu... am I supposed to bake them a cake then? [05:48.05] Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake [05:49.93] If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation [05:52.25] To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and [05:54.84] Don't be a retard, be a king? Think not [05:57.40] Why be a king when you can be a god? [05:59.56]